Sunday, July 31, 2011
Jasper Say 073111
The true path is open to all, from those with the humblest of training to the highly educated. It is application and dedication which raises the toll gate.
frequently felt*: Shiver Me Timbers!
frequently felt*: Shiver Me Timbers!: "A fine wench... via Erotic Nightmares"
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
JJ Say 072911
Here's a couple of paragraphs from my in-progress tale of one man's unexplained interrogation, ON THE Y...
Burt moved behind me while Stanky sauntered into the darkness toward the door. Twisting to peer over my shoulder, I saw Burt press one of several buttons on the wall and the floor plate sealed the hole. Another button pushed, and chains coming from holes in the ceiling slowly lowered me into the grasps of the masked goons. They draped my arms over their shoulders. I struggled a little. Found I was weaker than I knew.
As Burt released me from the cuffs, each of the masks clutched one of my wrists and extended my arms. Burt grabbed my ankles and pulled forward. Walking backwards, he led the way and they toted me across the room – my arms stretched side to side like I was crucified; my body upright from head to butt, my legs and feet horizontal and in front of me. Squirming in this position did me no good, especially when Burt gripped my calves in his paws and locked my ankles between his upper-arms and flanks.
And so, I looked across the room, inspecting what awaited me.
Burt moved behind me while Stanky sauntered into the darkness toward the door. Twisting to peer over my shoulder, I saw Burt press one of several buttons on the wall and the floor plate sealed the hole. Another button pushed, and chains coming from holes in the ceiling slowly lowered me into the grasps of the masked goons. They draped my arms over their shoulders. I struggled a little. Found I was weaker than I knew.
As Burt released me from the cuffs, each of the masks clutched one of my wrists and extended my arms. Burt grabbed my ankles and pulled forward. Walking backwards, he led the way and they toted me across the room – my arms stretched side to side like I was crucified; my body upright from head to butt, my legs and feet horizontal and in front of me. Squirming in this position did me no good, especially when Burt gripped my calves in his paws and locked my ankles between his upper-arms and flanks.
And so, I looked across the room, inspecting what awaited me.
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Jasper Say 072811
Opportunity knocks when the mind is ready for the opportunity, which is why complacency and stagnation of the mind will lessen the frequency of opportunities.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Gertrude Stein
Originally posted by Elisa Rolle at her top-notch blog, My Reviews and Ramblings.
Gertrude Stein, the youngest of a family of five children, was born on February 3, 1874, in Allegheny, Pennsylvania (merged with Pittsburgh in 1907) to well-educated German Jewish parents, Daniel and Amelia Stein. Her father was a railroad executive whose investments in streetcar lines and real estate made the family wealthy.
When Gertrude was three years old, the Steins... (read entire post and see pictures)...
Gertrude Stein, the youngest of a family of five children, was born on February 3, 1874, in Allegheny, Pennsylvania (merged with Pittsburgh in 1907) to well-educated German Jewish parents, Daniel and Amelia Stein. Her father was a railroad executive whose investments in streetcar lines and real estate made the family wealthy.
When Gertrude was three years old, the Steins... (read entire post and see pictures)...
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Conan Clip 072511
Mondays are Fan Correction Day, and this clip shows the rift between Andy and Conan.
Lectern versus Podium
Lectern versus Podium
Jasper Say 072611
To get somewhere, I need the mindset to take me there, and I gotta get rid of the roadblock thoughts.
Monday, July 25, 2011
frequently felt*: Sexy Fingers
frequently felt*: Sexy Fingers: " via Betty Dodson and thanks to Mick"
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Jasper Say 072311
Fear and doubt are iron shoes, keeping me down and far removed from the Divine Presence.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Green River Now Ebook
In 1938, people had no fears of ghosts. This was the Great Depression. Fear was empty pockets and empty stomachs, but for the men of Jardonn Smith's Green River, working a Highway 66 project in the WPA meant a full-time job and steady wages. Sure, there's a disgruntled spirit living under the river bridge near their camp, but the only question they have is, "Whose willie will he go for next?"
GREEN RIVER is now up on the publisher's web site MLR PRESS, along with a text excerpt beginning the book.
See a picture of the actual river bridge and the spirit living under it on my GREEN RIVER page at Jardonn's Erotic Tales.com. Text excerpts are there, plus the Green River candle made especially for this story.
Jasper Say 072211
The foundation, cornerstone, should be just that. Stone. Resentment, anger, the need to get even, all are sand, and all will fall down.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Jasper Say 072111
The problem with clinging to material, wordly possessions is that if one or more are altered or taken, it really messes with your head. Aim higher.
Amos Lassen Reads Jardonn
Two books in one week, as a matter of fact, and it's always rewarding to get the perspective of a man who has read thousands.
First up, Danube Divide.
Snippet from the review: The plot is given to us through alternating narrators, something that is now becoming very popular. Mix that with Jardonn Smith’s wonderful use of language and excellent plot with larger than life characters and you get a really good read.
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Next, Let's Get Medieval.
Snippet from the review: Jardonn Smith knows bow to tell a story and every time I pick one of his books up, I am amazed at the diversity of themes, characters and settings. In “Let’s Get Medieval”, we get two Jardonn Smith stories with two different settings and two different emotional responses.
__________
Thanks, Amos!
More info on both books, along with text and audio excerpts, are at the Jardonn/Jasper site's book page, Jardonn's Erotic Tales.com.
The main page for Amos's site: Reviews by Amos Lassen.
First up, Danube Divide.
Snippet from the review: The plot is given to us through alternating narrators, something that is now becoming very popular. Mix that with Jardonn Smith’s wonderful use of language and excellent plot with larger than life characters and you get a really good read.
__________
Next, Let's Get Medieval.
Snippet from the review: Jardonn Smith knows bow to tell a story and every time I pick one of his books up, I am amazed at the diversity of themes, characters and settings. In “Let’s Get Medieval”, we get two Jardonn Smith stories with two different settings and two different emotional responses.
__________
Thanks, Amos!
More info on both books, along with text and audio excerpts, are at the Jardonn/Jasper site's book page, Jardonn's Erotic Tales.com.
The main page for Amos's site: Reviews by Amos Lassen.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Jasper Say 072011
It is not your duty to do something that is beyond your reach or beyond your strength. You know your limits on this day. You will know them tomorrow. Only you can judge.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Jasper Say 071911
Natural disasters are not at all disasters until civilization parks itself in the places where natural occurrences occur.
Monday, July 18, 2011
Jasper Say 071811
Changing the outside is easy, but vulnerable to theft and immediately depreciative. Changing the inside takes vigilence, but is permanently yours, qualitative, and the outside changes with it... a kill two birds with one stone kind of thing.
Saturday, July 16, 2011
Jasper Say 071611
There are things of the head. There are things of the heart. When the two meet to make one, that is heaven on Earth, and heaven is on Earth, if you live on Earth.
Friday, July 15, 2011
frequently felt*: Lovely!
frequently felt*: Lovely!: "Helen Mirren - photographed by Juergen Teller"
frequently felt*: Hitler ordered sex dolls for troops
frequently felt*: Hitler ordered sex dolls for troops: "Adolf Hitler reportedly ordered blow-up dolls for his troops - because so many caught diseases from prostitutes. Records..."
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Jasper Say 071411
Your free will is a Divine faculty. It has its place in a spiritual life. Alone, it is merely exertion doomed to failure, but when combined with a spiritual application it is the recipe for success.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
JJ Said 071311
THE HORNY TOADS HAVE LANDED!
Astronauts, they are, trying to figure out where on Earth they've crashed down. Dummies. Who said this was Earth?
A short conversation from Jasper McCutcheon's book, Celestial Bodies of the Hairy Gorilla-Men
"Never mind," says Claude, as he and Rod look back at the bubbles foaming up where their capsule used to be. "Too bad we didn't put on some clothes before that thing sank.
"Feeling vulnerable in your skivvies, Claude?" chortles Rod.
"They ain't skivvies, they're NASA-issued boxers," Claude puffs up his chest. "And anybody wants to try something's gonna get a knuckle sandwich." He strikes a boxer's pose, meaty fists ready to fly.
"Come on," prods Rod. "Let's follow the stream feeding this lake and see where it takes us. I got a feeling we're in Utah, or maybe California.
"You're in command," states Claude. "Lead on."
The stream heads toward a mountain gap, and as they approach the gorge, they spot a group of people in a pool, waterfall streaming down a rock wall.
"Man, they're naked as can be," notes Claude.
"Must be beatnicks or something," Rod concludes. "Think they'll let us join them?"
"Don't know. What I'm wondering is if them ladies are the screwing kind," Claude slobbers. "Something about wet titties drives me wild."
"Especially after six years of sleeping," adds Rod. "See any kids with 'em?"
"No."
"Then I'd say they're fuckable. Let's go."
Astronauts, they are, trying to figure out where on Earth they've crashed down. Dummies. Who said this was Earth?
A short conversation from Jasper McCutcheon's book, Celestial Bodies of the Hairy Gorilla-Men
"Never mind," says Claude, as he and Rod look back at the bubbles foaming up where their capsule used to be. "Too bad we didn't put on some clothes before that thing sank.
"Feeling vulnerable in your skivvies, Claude?" chortles Rod.
"They ain't skivvies, they're NASA-issued boxers," Claude puffs up his chest. "And anybody wants to try something's gonna get a knuckle sandwich." He strikes a boxer's pose, meaty fists ready to fly.
"Come on," prods Rod. "Let's follow the stream feeding this lake and see where it takes us. I got a feeling we're in Utah, or maybe California.
"You're in command," states Claude. "Lead on."
The stream heads toward a mountain gap, and as they approach the gorge, they spot a group of people in a pool, waterfall streaming down a rock wall.
"Man, they're naked as can be," notes Claude.
"Must be beatnicks or something," Rod concludes. "Think they'll let us join them?"
"Don't know. What I'm wondering is if them ladies are the screwing kind," Claude slobbers. "Something about wet titties drives me wild."
"Especially after six years of sleeping," adds Rod. "See any kids with 'em?"
"No."
"Then I'd say they're fuckable. Let's go."
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Jasper Say 071211
The expression on your face will determine your day. Look sour, all those with whom you interact will give it right back to you. Reverse it for the opposite results.
frequently felt*: There's Weird and then there's Marquis -
frequently felt*: There's Weird and then there's Marquis -: "Wikipedia : Marquis is a 1989 French-language film, produced in Belgium and France , based on the life and writings of the Marquis de ..."
Monday, July 11, 2011
Frothing Authors: Wheels of Locomotion
Friday, July 8, 2011
frequently felt*: Dildo sport
frequently felt*: Dildo sport: "Dildo Sport from Paulilu Productions on Vimeo ."
It's New Release Day at MLR Press
JJ Said 070811
It's lust at first bite, as railroad detective Gaither Hollis interviews a witness, locomotive engineer, Wilton Zukel.
"Your supper's getting cold. Want me to feed you?"
"You'll have to, unless you're going to take off the cuffs."
"No, I think I'll keep you like you are."
"How long you going to keep slobbering on me? Biting on me?"
"Until your pecker calms down, or until you take your free hand off the rail, or until I get tired of tormenting you. I guess I kind of like you."
"Really? Why? I mean, look at me. I ain't exactly what you'd call a Rudy Valentino."
"Yes, well, he's old news, isn't he? King Kong's the big hit now. That's you, Wilton Zukel. A man-sized King Kong. I don't know if you're man or animal, so I'll treat you like the gorilla until I figure you out."
from the Great Depression-era novel, GRIT, by Jardonn Smith and William Maltese.
"Your supper's getting cold. Want me to feed you?"
"You'll have to, unless you're going to take off the cuffs."
"No, I think I'll keep you like you are."
"How long you going to keep slobbering on me? Biting on me?"
"Until your pecker calms down, or until you take your free hand off the rail, or until I get tired of tormenting you. I guess I kind of like you."
"Really? Why? I mean, look at me. I ain't exactly what you'd call a Rudy Valentino."
"Yes, well, he's old news, isn't he? King Kong's the big hit now. That's you, Wilton Zukel. A man-sized King Kong. I don't know if you're man or animal, so I'll treat you like the gorilla until I figure you out."
from the Great Depression-era novel, GRIT, by Jardonn Smith and William Maltese.
Happy Birthday, Ringo!
Thursday, July 7. Want to know how old? Check out the superb post at one of my favorite sites:
The Hair Hall of Fame
And be sure to check out some of the funny comments.
The Hair Hall of Fame
And be sure to check out some of the funny comments.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Amos Lassen and Furlough Bridge
Yes-sir, looks like Amos Lassen is on a Jardonn kick of late. His review of my short story ebook, Furlough Bridge tells the world that Wilton Zukel and Gaither Hollis, who first appear in GRIT, my 1930's novel written with William Maltese which Amos reviewed yesterday, drop in for a three-way with Forrest Barton, main man in Furlough Bridge.
Thank you, Amos Lassen.
Yours truly,
Jardonn
Thank you, Amos Lassen.
Yours truly,
Jardonn
frequently felt*: Welcome!
frequently felt*: Welcome!: "- and the Frequently Felt family continues to grow: let's have a firm, wet, arousing welcome to two brand new editors and contributors: J..."
Amos Lassen and GRIT
I'm always happy to see when Amos Lassen has read and reviewed one of my books. This time, it's GRIT, the Dirty Thirties, erotic manlove novel written by William Maltese and me.
Reviews by Amos Lassen
to see Amos's take on our book.
Reviews by Amos Lassen
to see Amos's take on our book.
meine kleine fabrik: Wallace Wood: The Survivors
meine kleine fabrik: Wallace Wood: The Survivors
It is a picture deserving a multiple-minute stare, and it relates to Jasper Say 070511.
It is a picture deserving a multiple-minute stare, and it relates to Jasper Say 070511.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Jasper Say 070511
Since we are mental beings, changing environment alone does no good. Environment is physical. Change the mentality first, and the environment will adapt to the improvement.
Monday, July 4, 2011
JJ Say 070411
Obviously, things weren't going as planned. Chester Patek should've been knocked out or near to it long ago. He should have been completely subdued, stripped down and bent over one of the cases so Marty could toss his salad. Didn't look to me like that was gonna happen anytime soon. In fact, from what I could see from my watch at the entryway, Chester might end up butt-fucking every one of them before all was said and done.
That man's fortitude turned me on, but Marty's next move turned my stomach.
He reached into a shelf. Brought out a home-made weapon he had hidden in there. A shank, the glint of its metal catching the light and leaving no doubts. Marty intended to maim the guy. Or kill him. That Marty's a low-down piece of shit. Like four on one wasn't enough.
Well, that didn't sit well with me. Not one bit. Wouldn't that just be the crapolas? Me taking a murder rap because those four weren't bad-ass enough to take out one man with their fists and feet?
* * * * *
tentative title: The Tough Nut
That man's fortitude turned me on, but Marty's next move turned my stomach.
He reached into a shelf. Brought out a home-made weapon he had hidden in there. A shank, the glint of its metal catching the light and leaving no doubts. Marty intended to maim the guy. Or kill him. That Marty's a low-down piece of shit. Like four on one wasn't enough.
Well, that didn't sit well with me. Not one bit. Wouldn't that just be the crapolas? Me taking a murder rap because those four weren't bad-ass enough to take out one man with their fists and feet?
* * * * *
tentative title: The Tough Nut
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Friday, July 1, 2011
Jasper Say 070111
Here's a challenge: Stop thinking about Pat Robertson. Instead, pray for those who are duped by him. Pray for those who hate him so badly they unknowingly connect themselves to him. And then let's forget him altogether.
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